SHIT I LOL'D AT
And then, you’ll have my permission to text.

And then, you’ll have my permission to text.

A haiku about Mario Kart

Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up

when you close the wrong tab

splatter-brain:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.